Remember all those gorgeous new socks I got for Christmas? I wear them one day and I have to throw them out because they get holes in the toes. One day! At first I thought it was because I run around all over the hospital including up and down an average of 18 stairs.
But it turns out that can’t be reason. I’ve never gone through socks so fast in my life. I know there’s got to be another explanation. I called Bernie Sanders to see if he had any ideas.
Bern: It’s elementary; I’ve been studying this issue for decades. The sock industry is rigged.
Bern: I am still committed to revolution because evolution is way too slow. Barack, the ACA still doesn’t come close to covering every American. That’s where Medicare for All comes in. Jim, you remember that from the debate a couple of Mondays ago?
Me: The third episode actually included a psychiatrist who prescribed clozapine to a sort of lizard man who got bit by a human and became a werehuman. It was a sort of backwards werewolf movie with a few droll observations on the human condition.